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Food & Beverage 61

The Bunnings Sausage Sizzle ★★★★★
The Servo Pie, 2:14am ★★★★★
The Chiko Roll ★★★★★
The Tim Tam Slam ★★★★★
The Goon Bag ★★★★★
Vegemite, Reviewed by a Visiting American ★★★★★
Milo, Eaten Dry With a Spoon ★★★★★
The Meat Pie Floater (SA Only) ★★★★★
Fairy Bread ★★★★★
Chicken Parma vs. Parmi ★★★★★
The Aussie Iced Coffee (With Ice Cream In It) ★★★★★
The Lamington ★★★★★
The Anzac Biscuit ★★★★★
The Fish and Chip Shop Dim Sim ★★★★★
Devon on White Bread (aka Fritz, aka Polony) ★★★★★
Passionfruit on a Pavlova ★★★★★
The Golden Gaytime ★★★★★
The Cheese and Vegemite Scroll ★★★★★
The 2am Servo Sausage Roll With Sauce ★★★★★
The 'Long Black' at a Suburban Cafe ★★★★★
BYO Corkage Negotiations ★★★★★
Emergency 3am Servo Hot Chips ★★★★★
The Iced VoVo ★★★★★
The Cherry Ripe ★★★★★
The Democracy Sausage ★★★★★
The Party Pie, Straight From the Warmer ★★★★★
Sauce Sachet Engineering ★★★★★
The Half-Melted Zooper Dooper ★★★★★
The Cheerios in Sauce at a Kids' Party ★★★★★
The Woolies Mud Cake, Repurposed ★★★★★
The Salad Sandwich With Beetroot Bleeding Through ★★★★★
The Cheese and Bacon Roll, Straight From the Bakery ★★★★★
Pavlova Ownership Dispute, Ongoing ★★★★★
The Bakery Vanilla Slice, Eaten Politely ★★★★★
The Scotch Finger, Snapped Down the Middle ★★★★★
The Bain-Marie at the Chinese Takeaway, 9pm ★★★★★
The Chocolate Block, Shrunk Again ★★★★★
The Esky, As a National Institution ★★★★★
The Last Beer at the Bottom of the Esky ★★★★★
The Bottle Brought to a Party, Immediately Hidden ★★★★★
The Communal Bag of Twisties ★★★★★
Weet-Bix, Two Only, As Instructed ★★★★★
The Barbecue Onion Placement Controversy ★★★★★
The Salad at a Barbecue, Untouched ★★★★★
Servo Coffee From the Machine, 6am ★★★★★
Ordering a Flat White With Excessive Precision ★★★★★
Banana Bread, Toasted, Buttered ★★★★★
The Country Bakery, Two Hours Inland ★★★★★
Meat Pie Sauce Distribution Failure ★★★★★
Ordering Just a Small Chips ★★★★★
Fish and Chips Eaten on the Bonnet ★★★★★
The Kebab, 1:30am, Garlic Sauce ★★★★★
The Biscuit Packet, Down to Two ★★★★★
Chicken Salt, The Great Divider ★★★★★
Being Told the Kitchen Closed Two Minutes Ago ★★★★★
Splitting the Bill Evenly When You Had a Salad ★★★★★
The Milk Arrowroot Biscuit ★★★★★
The Christmas Prawns, 38 Degrees ★★★★★
The Fourth Coffee, Explained Away ★★★★★
The Supermarket Roast Chook on the Drive Home ★★★★★
The Pub Menu That Requires a Phone ★★★★★

Infrastructure & Public Life 52

The Roundabout on Smith Street ★★★★★
The Family Ute ★★★★★
The M1, Friday, 5:04pm ★★★★★
Melbourne Weather, All Four Seasons in One Afternoon ★★★★★
NBN Speeds, Regional Postcode ★★★★★
Public Toilets, Beach, Australia Day Long Weekend ★★★★★
Sydney's Light Rail Construction ★★★★★
Melbourne's Level Crossing Removal Signage ★★★★★
The Regional Train That Runs Twice a Day ★★★★★
Airport Pick-Up, Two-Minute Parking Limit ★★★★★
Council Verge Collection Week ★★★★★
The Local Oval, Day After Rain ★★★★★
Toll Roads With No Visible Booths ★★★★★
Bin Night, Wheelie Bin Formation ★★★★★
'Free to a Good Home' Nature Strip Furniture ★★★★★
Library Wifi, 20-Minute Timer ★★★★★
Roadworks Sign Reading 'Reduce Speed Now', Empty Site ★★★★★
The Suburban Roundabout Give Way Rule ★★★★★
The Council Pool's 'No Running' Sign ★★★★★
Suburban Street Parking on Garbage Collection Day ★★★★★
The Half-Hour Time Zone (SA & NT) ★★★★★
The Pedestrian Crossing Button, Pressed Eleven Times ★★★★★
The Detour Sign Leading to Another Detour Sign ★★★★★
The Bloke Holding the Stop-Slow Sign ★★★★★
Sydney Train Announcement, Fully Inaudible ★★★★★
The Suburban Level Crossing at Peak Hour ★★★★★
The Free Tram Zone Boundary ★★★★★
A Country Road With One Bend in 200km ★★★★★
The Big Thing on the Highway ★★★★★
Wet Weather on Public Transport ★★★★★
The Bus Stop Timetable, Superseded in 2019 ★★★★★
The Shopping Trolley in the Creek ★★★★★
Parking Inspector, Ninety Seconds Early ★★★★★
The Servo Bathroom Key on a Hubcap ★★★★★
Beach Parking on a 39-Degree Saturday ★★★★★
The Two-Hour Parking Sign With Six Conditions ★★★★★
Road Signs Warning of Kangaroos for 300km ★★★★★
The Roadside Shrine of Discarded Thongs ★★★★★
The Roundabout With a Second, Smaller Roundabout Inside It ★★★★★
The One Set of Lights That Ruins Everything ★★★★★
Total Fire Ban Day Announced by SMS ★★★★★
The Sunscreen Dispenser at the Public Pool ★★★★★
Airport Arrivals With a Beagle Working the Line ★★★★★
The Sign Saying Next Services 240km ★★★★★
Suburban Street With Four Speed Humps Per Block ★★★★★
The Ferry, Purely for the Commute ★★★★★
Being Stuck Behind a Caravan on a Single Lane ★★★★★
The Great Australian Windscreen Salute ★★★★★
The Bus That Says Not In Service ★★★★★
The Water Restriction Level Sign ★★★★★
The Overtaking Lane That Ends in 400 Metres ★★★★★
The Public BBQ Button ★★★★★

Institutions 51

Centrelink Hold Music ★★★★★
Daylight Saving in Queensland ★★★★★
The myGov Login Process ★★★★★
Australia Post: "Your Item Is In Transit" ★★★★★
Jury Duty Summons ★★★★★
Self-Checkout: "Unexpected Item in Bagging Area" ★★★★★
The RSL Meat Raffle ★★★★★
The Neighbourhood Watch Newsletter ★★★★★
The HECS-HELP Indexation Notice ★★★★★
The Census, Every Five Years ★★★★★
The Council Rates Notice ★★★★★
The School Fete Cake Stall ★★★★★
The Medicare Rebate Statement ★★★★★
The Strata Meeting Minutes ★★★★★
The TAFE Enrolment Portal ★★★★★
Corflutes on Every Pole During Election Season ★★★★★
The Roadside Assist Wait Time ★★★★★
The COVID Check-In App, Still Installed ★★★★★
Jury Duty, The Waiting Room ★★★★★
The Local MP's Community Newsletter ★★★★★
The Council's Online Parking Fine Appeal Form ★★★★★
The Compulsory Voting Fine, Twenty Dollars ★★★★★
Voting on a Saturday at a Primary School ★★★★★
The Tax Return, Attempted in July ★★★★★
The Bulk Billing Clinic That No Longer Bulk Bills ★★★★★
The Working With Children Check Renewal ★★★★★
The RSL Club Carpet ★★★★★
The RTA Queue, Ticket Number 84 ★★★★★
The Licence Photo, Valid for Ten Years ★★★★★
The Local Council Development Application Notice ★★★★★
Being Asked to Move Your Car for a Street Sweeper ★★★★★
The Bank, Closing the Last Branch in Town ★★★★★
The Hospital Car Park, Charged By the Hour ★★★★★
The Library Fine, Forgiven Without Discussion ★★★★★
The School Zone Speed Limit, 40, Sort Of ★★★★★
Writing Something Silly in the Census Religion Box ★★★★★
The AEC Volunteer Who Has Seen Everything ★★★★★
The P&C Meeting Where Nobody Volunteers ★★★★★
The Rental Inspection, Every Twelve Weeks ★★★★★
The Bond Return Negotiation ★★★★★
The Speed Camera Flash in the Rear-View ★★★★★
The Volunteer Fire Brigade ★★★★★
The Country Show Cake Judging ★★★★★
Being Put on Hold to Be Told to Use the Website ★★★★★
The Post Office That Is Also a Newsagent and a Bank ★★★★★
The Bureau of Meteorology Radar, Refreshed Compulsively ★★★★★
The 100 Points of ID Requirement ★★★★★
The Fine Print on a Trading Hours Sign ★★★★★
The School Newsletter, Eleven Pages ★★★★★
The Justice of the Peace at the Library, Tuesdays ★★★★★
The Superannuation Statement, Opened Once Annually ★★★★★

Retail Experiences 51

Maccas Drive-Thru Etiquette ★★★★★
Thongs (The Footwear, Not the Other Thing) ★★★★★
The Kmart $4 Candle Aisle ★★★★★
The Chemist Warehouse "Everything Must Go" Sale ★★★★★
The Arrows on the Bunnings Floor ★★★★★
The Reject Shop's Rotating Mystery Stock ★★★★★
JB Hi-Fi's In-Store Energy ★★★★★
Officeworks Laminating Everything In Sight ★★★★★
Spotlight's Endless Fabric Aisles ★★★★★
The IKEA Meatballs, as the Actual Reason for the Trip ★★★★★
The Costco Membership, Justified Annually ★★★★★
Harvey Norman's Never-Ending Sale ★★★★★
The Local Butcher Who Remembers Your Order ★★★★★
Cotton On's Wall of Inspirational Quotes ★★★★★
Aldi's Middle Aisle ★★★★★
The Boxing Day Sale Stampede ★★★★★
Dan Murphy's Drive-Through Bottle-O ★★★★★
The $2 Mystery Bag at the Local Op Shop ★★★★★
Big W's Car Park Layout ★★★★★
The Chemist Warehouse Robot Voice ★★★★★
The Bakery Section Smell, Deployed Strategically ★★★★★
The Aldi Checkout Speed Run ★★★★★
The Trolley With One Rogue Wheel ★★★★★
The Coles Trolley Coin Slot, No Coin ★★★★★
The Marked Down Sticker Hunt, 6pm ★★★★★
The Bunnings Trip That Requires a Second Bunnings Trip ★★★★★
Asking a Bunnings Staff Member Where Anything Is ★★★★★
The Officeworks Price Beat Guarantee ★★★★★
The Op Shop, Sunday Afternoon ★★★★★
Being Asked If You Need a Bag for Two Items ★★★★★
The Shopping Centre Car Park Level Naming System ★★★★★
The Bloke at the Bottle-O Who Talks You Out of Your Choice ★★★★★
The Newsagent That Sells Everything Except News ★★★★★
The Fishmonger Telling You What's Actually Good Today ★★★★★
The Fruit Shop Owner Insisting You Try a Grape ★★★★★
The Online Sale Site, Crashed at Launch ★★★★★
The Sizing Chart at an Australian Retailer ★★★★★
The Change Room Attendant Handing Over a Number ★★★★★
Click and Collect, Located Behind Everything ★★★★★
The Extended Warranty Pitch at the Register ★★★★★
The Loyalty Card That Is Never in Your Wallet ★★★★★
The Hardware Store Cat ★★★★★
Buying a Phone Charger at an Airport ★★★★★
The Two-Dollar Shop Selling Nothing for Two Dollars ★★★★★
Being Followed Around a Store by a Salesperson ★★★★★
The Market Stall That Only Takes Cash ★★★★★
The Free Sample Person at the Supermarket ★★★★★
The Sign Saying Back in 5 Minutes ★★★★★
The Camping Store, Browsed With No Camping Planned ★★★★★
The Servo Hot Food Cabinet, Considered at Length ★★★★★
Giving Away a Couch on Marketplace ★★★★★

Culture & Customs 59

"No Worries" as a Universal Response ★★★★★
Public Holiday Guilt ★★★★★
"Yeah Nah" / "Nah Yeah" ★★★★★
"She'll Be Right" as a Risk Management Strategy ★★★★★
Small Talk About the Weather, With a Tradie ★★★★★
Ugg Boots, Worn in 40-Degree Heat ★★★★★
Bringing Goon to a BYO Restaurant ★★★★★
'How Ya Going' as a Purely Rhetorical Greeting ★★★★★
Cricket On in the Background at Every Family Gathering ★★★★★
Sunday Arvo BBQ, Who Brings What Politics ★★★★★
The 'Straya Day BBQ Debate ★★★★★
Being Called 'Ranga' Affectionately ★★★★★
The Melbourne Cup Office Sweep ★★★★★
Tall Poppy Syndrome ★★★★★
The Aussie Salute (Waving Away Flies) ★★★★★
Shortening Every Word Possible (Arvo, Servo, Bottle-O) ★★★★★
Saying 'Mate' to De-Escalate Any Situation ★★★★★
The Family WhatsApp Group Forwarding Chain Messages ★★★★★
Backyard Cricket Rules, Different at Every House ★★★★★
The Sympathy Meat Tray ★★★★★
Shouting a Round at the Pub ★★★★★
Sitting in the Front Seat of a Taxi ★★★★★
The Twenty-Minute Goodbye at the Front Door ★★★★★
Apologising to an Inanimate Object ★★★★★
Calling Someone a Legend for Minimal Effort ★★★★★
The Bloke Who Insists on Paying, Aggressively ★★★★★
Sunday Roast in 41-Degree Heat ★★★★★
The Christmas Bonbon Joke ★★★★★
The Kris Kringle Twenty-Dollar Limit ★★★★★
Bringing a Plate ★★★★★
The Undisputed Authority of Whoever Is Manning the Barbecue ★★★★★
Taking Your Shoes Off, Or Not, Unclear ★★★★★
The Bogan Neighbour Who Is Actually Lovely ★★★★★
Talking About House Prices Within Four Minutes ★★★★★
The Great Australian Understatement ★★★★★
The Passive-Aggressive Note in the Office Kitchen ★★★★★
Saying You'll Be There in Five, From Home ★★★★★
The Kettle Going On Before Any Bad News ★★★★★
The Ute Tray as a Statement of Identity ★★★★★
Nicknaming Someone by Adding an O or a Zza ★★★★★
The Australia Day Lamb Ad Discourse ★★★★★
The Good Tea Towels That Are Never Used ★★★★★
The Mullet, Returned ★★★★★
Getting a Nickname From a Tradie You Just Met ★★★★★
The Second Fridge in the Garage ★★★★★
Standing Around the Barbecue Not Cooking Anything ★★★★★
The Aussie Christmas Beach Photo ★★★★★
The Term Chuck a U-ey ★★★★★
Being Asked If You Want a Cuppa Sixteen Times ★★★★★
The Slab as Currency ★★★★★
The Group Chat Named Something Deeply Stupid in 2016 ★★★★★
Everyone Standing Up at the End of a Flight Immediately ★★★★★
The Mandatory Test Click of the BBQ Tongs ★★★★★
Waving Back at Someone Who Wasn’t Waving at You ★★★★★
Dad’s Suggested Airport Arrival Time ★★★★★
The Ratchet Strap Demonstration ★★★★★
Saying You Too to the Wrong Thing ★★★★★
Checking Whether the Paint Is Actually Wet ★★★★★
The Photo You Have to Approve Before Eating ★★★★★

Wildlife & Nature 45

Magpie Swooping Season ★★★★★
The Huntsman Behind the Shower Curtain ★★★★★
Drop Bears, As Explained to Backpackers ★★★★★
Cane Toads, Queensland ★★★★★
The Ibis, Also Known as 'Bin Chicken' ★★★★★
Kangaroos on the Golf Course at Dawn ★★★★★
The Blue-Ringed Octopus Warning Sign ★★★★★
Possums in the Roof, 2am ★★★★★
The Redback Under the Outback Dunny Seat ★★★★★
The Emu Staring Into Your Soul at a Servo ★★★★★
Cockatoos Dismantling Outdoor Furniture ★★★★★
The Blue Tongue Lizard in the Vegie Patch ★★★★★
Mozzies at Dusk, Summer ★★★★★
The Wombat Refusing to Move Off the Road at Night ★★★★★
The Seagull That Steals Chips With Zero Remorse ★★★★★
The Butcherbird, The Magpie's Better-Behaved Cousin ★★★★★
Zip Ties on a Bike Helmet as Magpie Defence ★★★★★
The Huntsman Behind the Sun Visor ★★★★★
The Christmas Beetle Shortage ★★★★★
The Kookaburra Laughing at 4:40am ★★★★★
The Koala, Asleep, Every Time ★★★★★
The Crocodile Warning Sign at the Boat Ramp ★★★★★
The Brush Turkey Rebuilding Its Mound in Your Garden ★★★★★
Being Told It's More Scared of You Than You Are of It ★★★★★
The Snake Catcher, Arriving Calmly ★★★★★
The Bogong Moth Situation, November ★★★★★
The Bull Ant, Personally Offended ★★★★★
The Flying Fox Colony in the Council Park ★★★★★
The Blue Bottle Sting, Boxing Day ★★★★★
The Shark Alarm at a Beach, and the Response ★★★★★
The Echidna Crossing a Road at Its Own Pace ★★★★★
The Bandicoot Digging Small Cones in the Lawn ★★★★★
The Mozzie in the Bedroom, Lights Out ★★★★★
The March Fly at a Picnic ★★★★★
The Goanna Walking Through the Campsite ★★★★★
The Lyrebird Imitating a Chainsaw ★★★★★
Feeding the Ducks at the Local Lake, Bread Banned ★★★★★
The Cassowary Warning Sign in Far North Queensland ★★★★★
The Green Tree Frog in the Toilet Bowl ★★★★★
The Fruit Bat in the Backyard Mango Tree ★★★★★
The Yabby Caught With Meat on a String ★★★★★
The Sulphur-Crested Cockatoo Opening a Wheelie Bin ★★★★★
The Water Dragon at the Cafe Table ★★★★★
The Whale Watching Trip, Nothing Seen ★★★★★
The Plover Nesting in the Middle of a Sports Oval ★★★★★

Sport & Leisure 47

The AFL Grand Final Public Holiday (Victoria Only) ★★★★★
State of Origin, Splitting the Family Down the Middle ★★★★★
The Boxing Day Test, On All Day in the Background ★★★★★
The Local Footy Club Canteen ★★★★★
The Grand Final Office Tipping Competition ★★★★★
Little Athletics, Saturday Mornings ★★★★★
Sideline Parents at the Under-10s Netball ★★★★★
The Fun Run 'Finisher' Medal ★★★★★
Melbourne Cup Fashion on the Field ★★★★★
Backyard Test Cricket, Neighbour's Fence as the Boundary ★★★★★
The Pub Trivia Team Name Nobody Will Explain ★★★★★
Two-Up on Anzac Day ★★★★★
The Half-Time Orange Quarters ★★★★★
The Junior Coach Who Only Volunteered Because Nobody Else Would ★★★★★
The Three-Quarter-Time Sprint to the Toilet ★★★★★
The Grand Final Barbecue That Starts at 9am ★★★★★
Watching the Ashes at 3am ★★★★★
The Nippers Program, 7am Sunday ★★★★★
The Bloke Who Brings His Own Cricket Bat to the Beach ★★★★★
The Golf Handicap, Self-Reported ★★★★★
The Lawn Bowls Club, Barefoot Bowls Friday ★★★★★
The Fantasy Team Left Unset for Three Rounds ★★★★★
The Cricket on the Radio in the Shed ★★★★★
The Gym in January ★★★★★
The Learn to Swim Class in a Heated Pool ★★★★★
The Ref, Blamed for Everything ★★★★★
The Post-Match Sausage for Junior Sport ★★★★★
The Bloke Who Wears the Full Team Kit to Watch on TV ★★★★★
The Surf Report, Checked Obsessively ★★★★★
Being Told You Should Have Been Here Yesterday ★★★★★
The Netball Court Sideline, Winter, 7am ★★★★★
The Backyard Basketball Ring Above the Garage ★★★★★
The Swimming Carnival Marshalling Area ★★★★★
The Fishing Trip Where Nothing Was Caught ★★★★★
The One That Got Away, Growing Annually ★★★★★
The Cricket Match Called Off for Rain That Never Came ★★★★★
The Surf Lifesaver's Flags, Ignored ★★★★★
The Kayak Bought in Lockdown, Used Twice ★★★★★
The Pub TAB Regular Who Explains His System ★★★★★
The Social Netball Team Called Something Unrepeatable ★★★★★
The Hot Chips at the Cricket, Nine Dollars ★★★★★
The Mexican Wave Started by One Bloke, Bay 22 ★★★★★
The Beep Test in High School PE ★★★★★
The Bloke at the Gym Filming Himself ★★★★★
The Bloke Who Says He Could've Gone Pro ★★★★★
Packing the Tent Back Into Its Bag ★★★★★
Reversing Into a Campsite With an Audience ★★★★★

Work & Smoko 40

Smoko ★★★★★
The Meeting That Could Have Been an Email ★★★★★
The Tradie Quote That Arrives Nine Days Later ★★★★★
The Tradie Who Never Replies But Always Turns Up ★★★★★
The Hi-Vis Requirement for an Office Visit ★★★★★
The Toolbox Talk at 6:30am ★★★★★
The Office Air Conditioning War ★★★★★
The Office Fridge Clean-Out Email ★★★★★
The Colleague Who Reheats Fish in the Microwave ★★★★★
The Friday Afternoon Beer in the Boardroom ★★★★★
The Farewell Card Passed Around in Secret ★★★★★
The Christmas Party Behaviour Reminder Email ★★★★★
The Long Lunch That Ended the Working Day ★★★★★
The Out of Office Set for Three Weeks in January ★★★★★
The Job Ad Asking for Five Years Experience in a Three-Year-Old Product ★★★★★
The Recruiter Who Calls About a Role in a Different State ★★★★★
The Performance Review Self-Assessment ★★★★★
The Mandatory Online Compliance Module ★★★★★
The Standing Desk, Standing For Nine Minutes ★★★★★
The Ute Full of Tools Left Unlocked for Four Seconds ★★★★★
The Apprentice Sent for a Long Weight ★★★★★
The Timesheet Submitted at 4:58pm Friday ★★★★★
The Client Who Says Quick Question ★★★★★
The Scope Creep Disguised as a Small Tweak ★★★★★
The Invoice Paid on Day 74 of 30-Day Terms ★★★★★
The Work Van With the Business Name and a Phone Number Missing a Digit ★★★★★
The Bakery Run for the Whole Site ★★★★★
The Portaloo on Site, Day Nine ★★★★★
The Colleague Who Replies All to 400 People ★★★★★
Working From Home With a Cat on the Keyboard ★★★★★
The Camera-Off Video Call ★★★★★
Sorry, You Go — No, You Go ★★★★★
The Return-to-Office Mandate Announcement ★★★★★
The Hot Desk Booked by Someone Who Never Arrives ★★★★★
The Work Christmas Hamper of Long-Life Products ★★★★★
The Aussie Farewell Where Nobody Actually Leaves ★★★★★
The Job Handover Document Written on the Last Afternoon ★★★★★
The Printer That Only Works for One Person ★★★★★
The IT Person Who Fixes It By Looking At It ★★★★★
The Coffee Order Taken for the Whole Office ★★★★★

Suburbia & Home Life 47

The Neighbour Who Mows at 7am Saturday ★★★★★
The Nature Strip Nobody Owns But Everybody Judges ★★★★★
The Hills Hoist ★★★★★
Bringing the Washing In Before the Storm ★★★★★
The Pool That Was Definitely Worth It ★★★★★
The Ceiling Fan Doing Its Best ★★★★★
The One Room With Air Conditioning ★★★★★
The Fly Screen With One Small Hole ★★★★★
The Bathroom Extraction Fan From 1994 ★★★★★
The Sunburn Line From a Singlet ★★★★★
The Garage With No Room for a Car ★★★★★
The Shed as a Place of Refuge ★★★★★
The Half-Finished Deck ★★★★★
The Fence Dispute With the Neighbour ★★★★★
Borrowing a Tool and Never Returning It ★★★★★
The Bin Blown Over on a Windy Night ★★★★★
The Neighbour Who Puts Your Bin Back ★★★★★
The Christmas Lights House That Ruins the Street ★★★★★
The Kids Who Set Up a Lemonade Stand ★★★★★
The Basketball Hoop on the Street Corner ★★★★★
The Ice Cream Van in the Cul-de-Sac ★★★★★
The Bushfire Smoke Haze in the Suburbs ★★★★★
Filling the Gutters Before a Storm, Too Late ★★★★★
The Colorbond Roof in a Hailstorm ★★★★★
The Lawn That Is Mostly Weeds But Green Enough ★★★★★
Standing on a Bindii in Bare Feet ★★★★★
The Neighbourhood Facebook Group ★★★★★
The Street Party Nobody Wanted But Everyone Enjoyed ★★★★★
The Water Bill After the Kids' Water Fight ★★★★★
The Bunnings Plant That Died in Eleven Days ★★★★★
The Lemon Tree That Produces 400 Lemons at Once ★★★★★
Leaving a Bag of Lemons on the Fence for Anyone ★★★★★
The Sausage Sizzle at the School Fete ★★★★★
The Chocolate Fundraiser Box Bought Entirely by a Parent ★★★★★
The Front Yard Trampoline Visible on Street View ★★★★★
The Roof Restoration Doorknocker ★★★★★
The Real Estate Agent's Unsolicited Appraisal Letter ★★★★★
The Verge Collection Mattress That Sits for Nine Weeks ★★★★★
The Smoke Alarm Battery Chirping at 3am ★★★★★
The Front Door Nobody Uses ★★★★★
The Ice Cream Tub Full of Something Else ★★★★★
The School Hat at 8:43am ★★★★★
Folding a Fitted Sheet ★★★★★
The Drawer of Cables We Might Need ★★★★★
Asking a Teenager to Unpack the Dishwasher ★★★★★
The Dog Dropping the Ball Just Out of Reach ★★★★★
The Good Scissors ★★★★★

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