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Zip Ties on a Bike Helmet as Magpie Defence

A widely endorsed folk remedy involving fourteen cable ties, producing a helmet resembling a sea urchin and providing no measurable protection whatsoever. The magpie was, if anything, insulted.

Rider, looks ridiculous, still swooped ✓ Verified