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The Last Beer at the Bottom of the Esky

Retrieved at 4pm from eleven centimetres of tepid grey water containing melted ice, one lost sausage, and a serviette. Technically still a beer. Spiritually a warning.

Last One Standing, drinking it anyway ✓ Verified