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The Christmas Prawns, 38 Degrees

Collected from the fish market at 5am after ninety minutes in a queue, peeled at a table under a patio umbrella, and eaten in the heat with a beer. The shells were dealt with badly. The prawns were dealt with correctly.

Dad, up before dawn, in charge of prawns ✓ Verified