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Saying You'll Be There in Five, From Home

Message sent while lying on the couch, unshowered, twenty-two minutes from the venue. Arrived at 34 minutes. Blamed traffic. Traffic was fine. This is universal and undeniable.

Mate, still on the couch when he sent it ✓ Verified