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The Cheerios in Sauce at a Kids' Party

A saucepan of cocktail frankfurts submerged in warm tomato sauce, served with toothpicks, and consumed almost entirely by adults who claimed to be checking they were hot enough.

Adult, fourth toothpick, still checking ✓ Verified