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The Woolies Mud Cake, Repurposed

Purchased for $6, decorated with two Freddos and a bag of Maltesers, and passed off as homemade to a room of people who all knew and said nothing. A cornerstone of the national dessert economy.

Mum, icing on her hands, alibi intact ✓ Verified